I'm trying to draw 1000 footballers with tits by Christmas . . .

I'm well into the 800s now with some real corkers in the mix.

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Look, clearly I'm a weird guy, but you can trust me. I've got 4.7 on Trustpilot.

  • Bespoke bizarreness at its best

    This is one of the weirdest gifts I’ve ever bought anyone. But it’s brilliant!

    - Hannah

  • 10/10

    Can't believe I'm writing a review for a bloke who's drawn a picture of my old man with a pair of t*ts but here we are!
    - Sam

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    I draw the tits. You receive the mugs. It's a flawless system that you seem to be happy with.

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Gary lineker once took me to task for not giving him big enough tits.

You can follow me on Twitter. but it's a bit dead there since Elon soiled himself for likes. I can't post on Instagram because Zuckerberg is scared of juicy naturals.