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    This is one of the weirdest gifts I’ve ever bought anyone. But it’s brilliant!

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    Can't believe I'm writing a review for a bloke who's drawn a picture of my old man with a pair of t*ts but here we are!
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    Customer service. Tits. Football. In that order.

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