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Want your mate with tits in front of QPR colours? Done.
Derby County double Ds for Dad? Sure.
Chelsea cans for your cat? ... Maybe. I've done it before, but it was weird.

2025 Footballers with Tits Calendar
After countless requests, it's finally happening.
Features 12 months, 16 footballing personalities and 27 visible tits.
Reviews
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Bespoke bizarreness at its best
This is one of the weirdest gifts I’ve ever bought anyone. But it’s brilliant!
- Hannah
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10/10
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