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Personalised Gifts
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Jürgen Klopp with Tits Mug
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2019-20 Premier League Winners with Tits
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Manchester City Treble Winners with Tits
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Ange Postecoglou with Tits
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The Neville Brothers with Tits
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Marcelo Bielsa with Tits
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Sean Dyche with Tits
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Bukayo Saka with Tits
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Cole Palmer with Tits
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Invincibles with Tits
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Rúben Amorim with Tits
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Joe Rogan with Tits
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Alex Horne & Greg Davies with Tits
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Tom Cairney with Tits
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Antonio Conte with Tits
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Elon Musk with Tits
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Jimmy Thelin with Tits
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E.T. with Tits
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Carl Anka with Tits
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Mauricio Pochettino with Tits
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Mark Goldbridge with Tits
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Proudly owned by Jack Grealish
As seen on Jack Grealish's Instagram story before being hastily deleted 😂
Celebrities with Tits
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Lewis Hamilton with Tits
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Mr Blobby with Tits
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Voldemort with Tits
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Dwight Schrute with Tits
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Alan Partridge with Tits
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Danny DeVito with Tits
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Gandalf with Tits
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Ted Lasso with Tits
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Get It Personalised
Want your mate with tits in front of QPR colours? Done.
Derby County double Ds for Dad? Sure.
Chelsea cans for your cat? ... Maybe. I've done it before, but it was weird.
2025 Footballers with Tits Calendar
After countless requests, it's finally happening.
Features 12 months, 16 footballing personalities and 27 visible tits.
Reviews
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Bespoke bizarreness at its best
This is one of the weirdest gifts I’ve ever bought anyone. But it’s brilliant!
- Hannah
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10/10
Can't believe I'm writing a review for a bloke who's drawn a picture of my old man with a pair of t*ts but here we are!
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