About

You’ve clicked on the “about” page of a website called Footballers with Tits. Who’s weirder, me or you?

I’m Antony and I have meticulously drawn and catalogued 1000+ footballers with tits by league, club and nationality.

I was recently diagnosed as autistic which does make a lot of sense, yes.

When people find out what I do, the reaction is either uproarious laughter or confused silence.

You will know both of these types of people.

You can probably identify which camp they fall into before you’ve even had a chance to gift them a Roy Hodgson with Tits mug.

I’ve had full England internationals buying tits mugs for their teammates. Noel Gallagher drinks from his own tits mug in his studio. What a world.

Please keep buying so I can keep drawing.