Personalised Gifts
Personalised Illustration
Personalised Illustration
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✓ Win at Gifting
✓ Dominate Christmas
✓ Become a Legend
I draw men with tits. You choose the men, I add the tits.
Perfect for football fans, stag dos, birthdays, anonymous secret santas...
Want your mate with tits in front of QPR colours? Done.
Derby County double Ds for Dad? Sure.
Chelsea cans for your cat? ... Maybe. I've done it before, but it was weird.
How it works:
1. | Select your product
Digital image or mug.
2. | Place your order
You will receive an email link to a custom form.
3. | Fill in the details
Upload photos, select tits, specify club colours, add captions etc.
4. | Sit back and wait for glory
Digital version in 7 days. Physical products delivered within 3-4 business days after that.
Product options:
Digital Only | Hi-res 300ppi PNG file.
Mug | 11oz glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
The only gift they will remember opening
Watch their face as they process their new reality.
Bond strengthened. Legend status achieved.
I will personally be drawing each tit myself. Let's make some mammaries. Order now.
FAQ
When will my order be dispatched?
All products are printed to order within 3 working days.
How will my order be shipped?
Shipping is fully tracked but the courier depends on your location. Most UK orders are delivered by Royal Mail, Evri, or Amazon.
Can I track my order?
A tracking link will be included with your shipping confirmation email.
What if my order doesn't arrive?
Although uncommon, there may be instances where packages get lost in transit. Get in touch and I'll help you get it sorted.
Do you accept returns?
If you regret your purchase and feel you've made a hideous error then please get in touch within 14 days of receiving the item, and I will arrange a return, however, you will be responsible for covering the return shipping costs.
If your item is damaged or faulty, we’ll need a photo within 14 days of receipt so I can send you a replacement free of charge or provide a full refund.